This Is How Kids Kick Off Summer...

Summer doesn't start on a calendar date. It starts the moment your kid looks at you at 7am with a fully formed plan and zero intention of slowing down.

Here are the signs it's officially here.

1. They've Invented a Game With No Discernible Rules

It involves a ball, possibly a stick, some kind of boundary that only they can see, and a scoring system that changes whenever they're losing.

It is the greatest game ever created. You will never fully understand it.

2. The Hose Has Become a Multi-Purpose Tool

At first, it's a sprinkler. Then a slip-n-slide source. Oh wait, now let's do a car wash.

Or a dog wash.

Or worse, it's a sibling ambush device.

One hose. Infinite applications. Zero regard for water bills (and we're okay with it).

3. Bedtime Is Now a Philosophical Debate

"It's still light outside" is not an argument. It is, however, one they will make every single night from now until September.

You don't have a good counter. Neither do we.

4. "I'm Bored" Arrives Exactly 11 Minutes Into the First Week

You planned nothing. They wanted nothing. And yet here we are.

The good news: it lasts about four minutes before they disappear outside and don't come back until dinner.

5. They Wear... Whatever. 

What they wore to bed is also acceptable for the day time. Sure, it might have a drool stain.

But if they have nowhere to be, why do they need to get dressed to go anywhere?

Or it's the other way around and they just wear whatever...

Shoes? Negotiable. Shirt? Debatable. Swimsuit worn as an outfit to the farmer's market? Apparently yes, and they look great, and honestly you're not going to fight it.

Summer dressing has its own logic. We respect it.

6. The Popsicle Situation Has Gotten Out of Hand

It started as one after lunch. Now it's a currency. A reward system. A diplomatic tool for resolving sibling disputes.

The freezer is being monitored at all times.

7. They've Rediscovered Chalk Like It's the First Time

The entire driveway is a mural. The sidewalk is a racetrack. There's a life-size outline of the dog that took forty-five minutes and is surprisingly accurate.

Summer's greatest low-effort, high-output activity. Every year, without fail.

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